T-minus 3 Days Until Total Artery Annihilation

 

KFC is revealing a new sandwich in 3 days that looks to revolutionize the fast food industry.  I mean, why use a bun when you have fried chicken?  The new “Double Down” sandwich is a combination of two slabs of fried chicken holding together two pieces of bacon, two melted slices of Monterey Jack and pepper jack cheese and Colonel's Sauce.  Evidently no vegetables were harmed in the making of this sandwich.   And, if there is a chance you’re feeling health conscious, you could opt for the grilled version.  So the obvious question is, what’s going to happen to all the buns?  KFC ensures us that they will donate the "unneeded" bread, giving "both buns and funds to food banks across the country."

 

Many speculated that this was announced as an April Fool’s joke, but to our amazement they have posted a countdown clock, eerily resembling a bomb,  to guarantee its debut.  Are you excited?  I’m assuming the only person thrilled with this unveiling is your local cardiologist.